For $99 you get morning tea, lunch and a four course dinner and a free trip to the blue mountains!"
- Sign at Indian restaurant in Surry Hills. Doesn't sound all that free to me...
"You know why? That card's expired- 05/11. Oh, is that the 11th year or the 11th month?"
"Write poetry on property"
- Graffiti on Vintage Cellars
A sandy coastline- Ivan Shishkin
Hot Springs of the Yellowstone- Thomas Moran
The trunks in the grass- Vincent van Gogh
"who are you, little i
(five or six years old)
peering from some high
window, at the gold
of november sunset
(and feeling: that if day
has to become night
this is a beautiful way)
-who are you little i, e.e. cummings
"Totally unfunded blackspot"
- Sign on Princes Highway
"Ye shall find refreshment, thy whose bus is without conditioned air"
- Nestea ad, emphasis mine
"People speak in pentameter, we talk in verse. Prose is the more artificial mode."
- Old English tutor